He is coming HERE tonight!!! I’m so excited I just like squealed a tiny bit. OH MY GOD he’s gonna be in MY bed tonight. We’re gonna smoke MY weed and drink MY beer and be with MY friends in MY room.
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Someone finally said it
'buy me pizza and touch my butt' no
make me a delicious filet mignon with blue cheese crust and homemade chips then pop open an expensive bottle of wine and bang me into next week
i am an aDULT
I’m so happy I have my nipples pierced. I sent Steve a picture of the new rings I put in and I think he may have just had a heart attack ;)
Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t
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